No, I do not wish for such triumphs, Frodo son of Drogo". Dark Humor One ticket to hell please! Unless, of course, he's been smokin' those mallorn leaf lembas wrappers.
Violating any of these rules will result in moderator action. I was going to say something similar. I came to this thread, not because I'm attracted to either, but because people liking Lord of the Rings makes me happy regardless of what they're saying. I was going to say this too!
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The Top 10 Things You May Not Know About Legolas the Elf
I still stand by "fuck all y'all Gimli is way cooler". I still want to believe that the actor that plays Faramir and the actor that plays Murray from Flight of the Conchords are the sexy pictures of legolas person. Plus a higher chance of dirty, sweaty sex; which is best sex - when you're so focused on other things that you don't even notice the nastiness except in the context of making it nastier